your job ≠ my job

"Your job does not equal my job."

Dear business man/woman,
I am a server. I work in a restaurant. I serve food, work with food and generally know what I am talking about when it comes to the restaurants' menu. So please, sir/ma'am, don't come to me and try to tell me how to do my job, how the food should be cooked or when it should be coming out. If you don't like the way I serve then I would be more than happy to trade positions with you. If you know how the food should be cooked then save some time and money, and me the stress, and stay home and cook it. Then it will come out when and how you think it should.
So my dear business man/woman, if you would not like me to tell you how to do your job I ask that you would not do it to me.

Thanks so much!
buh-bye.
server Jon

This happens so much and is very rude. If you go out with someone, or if this is you, I and every other server ask that you would have it stopped. We would greatly appreciate it.

*This comes from a fellow server of mine.*

And just so you know I was informed by my wife that my writing stinks... just kidding... But she has said that it was hard to follow because of my laid-back writing. So I will trying to be better at my writing from now on. Just so that the one or two people reading this can follow. :)

Thanks for your time!
Server Jon